Arthur Kersting
Your dad wore scarfs before you did and he still has the bolt of flannel to prove it. This functional fashion statement was a staple in his blizzard bound wardrobe. It kept his neck, face and upper collar area warm from the wind while camouflaging last nights love marks from your mother. It was the hug of nape wear and watch of below the jaw accent pieces.
So hipsters, next time you’re bathing your head connector in the warm embrace of flowing fabric, remember this…
Your dad knew not to wear short sleeves with a scarf because it looks confused as fuck.
